Cat lady dating profile
I found out — and even found a cat-loving boyfriend.
I pumped my Match profile fields full of cat references like it was a feline version of Lance Armstrong’s biceps. I got to my favorite bar and realized he wasn’t as cute as I’d expected, so I immediately felt the Hot Person Advantage.
You’d better love (or at least tolerate) cats, not be allergic (or pop Benadryl), and brace yourself for cute cat pics and anecdotes galore.
So what would happen if I maxed out the crazy cat lady factor in my profile?
Most people go on e Harmony to find true love, but it's pretty clear that this woman has already found it.
If you’re dating me, you’re basically dating my kitty, Cleo, as well.
But his admitted ADHD was the kiss of death: He talked NONSTOP.
) Apparently a cat-lady connoisseur, Sam professed his preference for cat women over dog ladies. You can’t just have fun and see where the night takes you." like dogs, you know? We talked for three hours, with him memorably uttering the line “herpes biscotti,” which made me laugh til I got teary.
“You can’t be as spontaneous with a dog woman," he explained. He seemed smart and unusually self-aware for a 31-year-old guy, and his social skills were off the chain.
I manage to squeeze in a few questions about cats after hearing all about his call center job and the tiny flying marsupials he kept in his hoodie pocket in high school. I met Dean IRL and had gone on a few dates with him during my experiment. So a few weeks later, I didn’t expect things to be any different. About the author: Holly is a freelance writer who loves cats, words, and glitter.
But he seemed to only tolerate, not love, cats (he never asked my cat’s name or wanted to see a photo, for instance).
I felt pretty sick and almost canceled on Henry, but I bucked up, smudged on a teal cat-eye, and head out to meet him.